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About Me Member Cartoonist Porcelain-Joe22/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 8 Months
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Sun Nov 22, 2009, 1:46 AM
When the luckiest man on earth loses his luck? I used to think I was the luckiest man on earth but since October 1st, I've had some seriously bad mojo.

Today was better than yesterday. Emma and I got together and in about 5 minutes made up and everything was back to normal (I love you Emma! :love: )

All day long I've been dreading this "discussion" that was awaiting me. However it was 6 something in the evening and my mom and dad were still not back from my Grandparent's place (they aren't doing well at all). Emma and I went out to go pick up a pizza and I get a phone call from my dad "We were in a really bad accident but we're home now. Where are you?"

Earlier today some jerk-off in some souped-up rice burner Honda was racing through heavy traffic swerving in and out going way too fast for the surrounding traffic. He comes up beside my dad racing fast and has to slam on his breaks because he was too close to the car in front of him and he cuts into my dad's lane accelerating quickly (like he was racing) and comes literally within inches of striking my dad's left front quarter panel. The only reason it was within inches is because at the absolute last second, my dad saw him and dodged, fishtailing his car. Unfortunately being in a packed traffic environment, there just isn't any room to maneuver and as my dad is righting the car, the guy in the lane to the right of my dad panics and slams on his breaks and like a moron, turns into my dad's lane and slams into my dad's rear right quarter panel at the wheel well.

By the nature of the way the cars were moving, because the rear end of my dad's car was coming back around regaining control, it was like a the head of a hammer striking a loose piece of wood and it ricocheted the other car off the freeway into an embankment and stuck in bushes. At first my dad wanted to rush off and catch that ass that cut him off but my mom said you should just pull over and he did and ran back to the other car and pulled them out of their wrecked vehicle (they were trapped inside).

So, now we're hoping that someone phones in the license plate of that jerk off in the Honda so he can be charged for reckless driving and causing this accident because by the law, we will default as the liable party for the accident because my dad "technically" wasn't hit by the other car. So as it stands, we're going to get screwed by our insurance for this.

I will say that guy in the Honda is REALLY lucky he didn't pull over because my dad was so pissed he would have plastered the guy all across that freeway.

Needless to say, my dad and I eventually got to talk and we straightened things out sort of. I still haven't gotten to talk to my mom so who knows how that's going to go over.


I will be so very glad once this year is OVER. The beginning of 2009 started off wonderfully with my meeting Emma and all sorts of good things happening to me. However the tail end of this year has been horrific and I'll be so very glad to put it behind me and get 2010 underway...

One bit of good news though! My elbow has recovered somewhat so I'll try to force out a few drawings tomorrow for those of you with commissions. I'm feeling worse and worse over all these delays and I'm hating the fact that I'm getting a reputation for not getting shit done which is counter to what I do when working professionally.

Keep your fingers crossed for me!
-Joe

  • Mood: Sadness

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*curtsies* HELLO EVERYONE!

Allow me introduce myself. I'm Josey and I'm here to entertain each and every one of you...at least until I get a paying gig and no longer have to jump through hoops for peanuts (unsalted I hope). My goal is for each person who enters my fine establishment to leave with an extra bounce in their step and a smile on their face, whether they want to smile or not will not factor in once they "accidentally" find the laughing gas chamber *eherm* Ignoring that last statement, I do hope you enjoy your stay here oh and do be careful...I've just been informed that Rael has broken loose out of her cage again and guests have gone missing...that rascally rab-err, I mean bunny...

Enjoy your stay!


COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN! Prices are subject to change and I reserve the right to reject any commissions I find unsuitable to my level of standards.



Black and white, 1 original/pre-existing character --- $15

Black and white, up to 3 characters --- $20

Hand Colored, up to 3 characters --- $20-25

Photoshop Coloring, 1 original/pre-existing character --- $30

Photoshop Coloring, up to 3 characters --- $35-40



All commissions include a basic background (if requested). A complex scene/background with multiple characters is negotiable. Unless I know you have a decent reputation, I have to ask for half the price up front. All payments are via Paypal.

Lastly, don't bother whining to me about my prices being steep or having to pay half up front. A lot of work goes into any drawing, not just mine. They take time to do and don't just appear out of thin air. These prices are extremely low as is so don't bother haggling with me. Also don't bother asking for freebies, you'll just be ignored.

TERMS OF SERVICE

-Unless otherwise agreed upon, I retain ownership and possession of all images produced in the commission (hard copies).

-I, the artist, reserve the right to post and display the commissioned images in my gallery and future galleries. The same applies to the commissioner for they retain the right to re-post and display the commissioned artwork on whatever art boards they wish to so long as credit and a link is provided towards this artist's page (in fact I encourage the commissioner to post the finished artwork on their page). The commissioner also has the right to modify, add a story; or otherwise add their creative flair to the artwork. After all, it is their commission. However they may not at any point modify and then claim the artwork as their original piece, only their additions (IE: Story).

-The artist and commissioner do not have the right to reproduce/sell/mass produce the created works for monetary purposes unless otherwise agreed upon wherein a percentage of sales or a flat fee for rights purchase will be determined.

-Any questions should be directed to Porcelain-Joe :iconporcelain-joe: via DA notes

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: SF Bay Area
  • Interests: All things kinky
  • Favourite movie: Young Frankenstein
  • Favourite band or musician: Stevie Ray Vaughan
  • Favourite genre of music: Blues
  • Favourite artist: Frank Frazetta
  • Favourite poet or writer: George Carlin
  • Favourite style of art: Comic
  • Operating System: Windows 7
  • MP3 player of choice: Creative Zen
  • Favourite game: Diablo
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Brock Sampson (Venture Bros)
  • Personal Quote: "It's all bullshit folks and it's bad for you"

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:iconlz0291:
thanks for the fav :)

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:iconphantomdotexe:
You deleted a journal.

What happened, Joe?

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:iconporcelain-joe:
nothing really

I thought I had made a terrible mistake and I was extremely depressed because I thought I would lose Emma but then she came back and looked at me funny and wondered why I was so upset. heh...I'm seriously way too emotional for a guy...

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:iconphantomdotexe:
xD

...um.... okay.

*Hugs...?*

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:iconporcelain-joe:
:D

It's been talked over and everything was just a misunderstanding

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:iconphantomdotexe:
You deleted one of your journals.

What happened, Joe?

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Porcelain-Joe is a _CHAR_

Sorry, with your icon, I had to.
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*fires gun
*pew..... [link] ...hit

*body goes [link]

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:iconporcelain-joe:
that's so mean...

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=__=

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:iconporcelain-joe:
ha ha ha ha ha...

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Thanks for the :+fav: on my story: Jessica Darling: Chapter 11! I appreciate it!

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welcome :D

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:iconhacker90:
One insane e-mail sir. Enjoy the reply! :laughing:

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:D

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I'll say this.. instant you read this, log on. I have a two things you will love. :D

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Thanks for the faves

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no prob! :D

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